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irenigg:

onlytheilluminatisurvive:

I’m gonna say this the nicest way I can but if a girl never posts any full body pictures there is probably a reason

she doesnt have a full body

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TEEN

transmaskmetaknight:

transmaskmetaknight:

bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on

yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .

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her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal

he is so scared all the time

holo-tape:

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i accidentally corrupted my sims 2 town and now whenever the baby cries i can bribe him 50 big ones to stop

wahoo-shem:

afterword:

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

mellifier:

last night i dreamt that jerma streamed himself hiking in this beautiful glade and went exclusively by she/her pronouns during it, then back to he/him afterward. there was a lot of hype for the she/her hiking stream and everybody loved it

damazcuz:

literally it’s so easy to be happy online. delete your tiktok and your twitter and instagram. now look at this picture.

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what a lovely smile, right? feels better, right? you’re welcome.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

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no one knows what words mean on here

hatingongodot:

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We grabbed his old bed from the garage and he got sooo excited. World’s coziest dog

touhou-memories:

anexperimentallife:

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Shut up or I’ll rail you:

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peitalo:

obsessed with saying “both. love wins” when asked to make a decision between two things…it is not functional and nothing is solved but u know what? love won. what else matters truly

oreoofficial:
“ cat shouldnt be in the toilet but it is
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oreoofficial

cat shouldnt be in the toilet but it is

testosteronetwunk:

testosteronetwunk:

testosteronetwunk:

i love it when the short kings at my university jump to slap the top of a doorframe or sit on a counter or desk. did that make u feel like a big boy? did u like going uppy? do u wanna go uppy again?

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the short kings have spoken

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