cat shouldnt be in the toilet but it is
bro i didnt share my new son $1.07 with you guys hold on
yall arent ready for her . u cannot emotionally prepare for him .
her name is $1.07 and he is the worlds least animal
he is so scared all the time
i accidentally corrupted my sims 2 town and now whenever the baby cries i can bribe him 50 big ones to stop
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine
last night i dreamt that jerma streamed himself hiking in this beautiful glade and went exclusively by she/her pronouns during it, then back to he/him afterward. there was a lot of hype for the she/her hiking stream and everybody loved it
literally it’s so easy to be happy online. delete your tiktok and your twitter and instagram. now look at this picture.
what a lovely smile, right? feels better, right? you’re welcome.
We grabbed his old bed from the garage and he got sooo excited. World’s coziest dog
obsessed with saying “both. love wins” when asked to make a decision between two things…it is not functional and nothing is solved but u know what? love won. what else matters truly
i love it when the short kings at my university jump to slap the top of a doorframe or sit on a counter or desk. did that make u feel like a big boy? did u like going uppy? do u wanna go uppy again?
the short kings have spoken